but oh man the scene is basically two friends bantering THANK GOD because it was acceptable to laugh onstage and some of the lines that were improvised made me crack up
like my scene partner called himself a terrifying, imposing, and very sexy figure when he was just supposed to be a terrifying and imposing figure
yo so today i did a scene showcase in which i did that hades scene i wrote and people seemed to like it i guess??? i don’t know they laughed and stuff
what do you do when your fedora friendzones you
stop taking drugs b/c thats a hat
burn
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- Andy: He's probably thinking with the head of his wiener instead of the head of his brain.
- Ann: Andy, come on.
- Andy: Men do that. It's disgusting.
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gosh wow
even when i thought things sucked they were a hell of a lot better than they are right now
i used to be consistent
- Me: Can we not duke it out in this parking lot? Can this not become an early nineties sitcom?
- Mitchell: Sam, my life is an early nineties sitcom.
in other news is it possible to get dandruff on your pubes?
most things annoy me. i’m a very pessimistic person. i mock things a lot. i’m generally unpleasant. but amanda and skye never fail to remind me of the endurance and sincerity of human love, and so thanks guys.
wow i don’t think i have ever rooted for anything more than i am rooting for amanda and skye to, like… make it, i guess. i mean, i know they will. i just hope it’s easy for them and i hope they share nothing but happiness from the moment they get to meet each other. god knows they deserve it, probably more than anyone i know.
